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« Reply #150 on: March 17, 2013, 02:11:27 AM »
HAHAH its funny because its true...
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« Reply #151 on: March 17, 2013, 04:56:21 AM »
First Time Sex

 It is clean and funny.


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.


Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.


At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'


The boy turns, and whispers back,

'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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« Reply #152 on: March 18, 2013, 12:55:57 AM »
First Time Sex

 It is clean and funny.


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.


Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.


At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'


The boy turns, and whispers back,

'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

A little bit of wee came out with this punch line... I gotta stop reading this thread when I wake up in the morning :D
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« Reply #153 on: March 27, 2013, 07:45:06 AM »
JOB INTERVIEW:

Interviewer:   What would you consider to be your biggest weakness.?

Applicant:       Honesty.

Interviewer:   Honesty? I don't think honesty is a weakness.

Applicant:       I don't give a shit what you think.
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If you don't fall off you are not going hard enough

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« Reply #154 on: March 28, 2013, 02:17:00 AM »
hahahaaha...
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I ride an 03 yz250, wait 04, wait 05, what ever, they're all the same #$@% YOU!

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« Reply #156 on: April 07, 2013, 03:22:33 AM »
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream,
so he shouts ,
?Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer,
its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee?


The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a muslim from Pakistan ,
can you be speaking clearer and slower please?


The farmer replies:
" if....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You....Wont.... Spill ....Any"
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« Reply #157 on: April 07, 2013, 09:11:36 PM »
HA!
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« Reply #158 on: April 09, 2013, 07:50:32 PM »
I WIN!



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« Reply #159 on: April 12, 2013, 04:40:01 AM »
I don't THINK this has been put up yet...

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« Reply #160 on: April 12, 2013, 11:53:28 AM »
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If you don't fall off you are not going hard enough

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« Reply #161 on: April 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM »
ha! i love me some ronnie mac!
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« Reply #162 on: April 12, 2013, 05:45:23 PM »
Is he really Canard?
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« Reply #163 on: April 12, 2013, 08:01:02 PM »
i say albertson or his brother. listen to him talk he has the lazy s as does albertson.
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« Reply #164 on: April 12, 2013, 08:18:37 PM »
Either way, he can goon ride faster than I can track ride  :-X
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