Phil decided to marry his long term girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was in the garage fitting some new grips to his KTM.
His new wife was standing at the doorway,watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally spoke...
"Phil, darling, now that we are married I think it's time you gave up those noisy bikes.Perhaps you could think about selling it"
Phil looked horrified
"Darling,what's wrong" she asked.
"There for a moment you sounded like my ex-wife" he said.
"EX WIFE!" she gasped... "You didn't tell me you'd been married before!"
"I haven't" he replied