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« Reply #120 on: January 08, 2013, 09:58:08 PM »


Sometimes I'm ashamed to be part of the human race...
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« Reply #121 on: January 16, 2013, 07:03:48 PM »
Grizzly surprises film crew........               
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« Reply #122 on: January 19, 2013, 09:11:55 AM »
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If you don't fall off you are not going hard enough

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« Reply #123 on: January 19, 2013, 02:10:26 PM »
clearly his body positioning was all wrong.
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« Reply #124 on: January 19, 2013, 04:49:02 PM »
If he didn't turn the wheel he would have done one hell of a nose wheelie
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« Reply #125 on: January 19, 2013, 10:25:50 PM »
Serves him right for not being in the attack position :D
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« Reply #126 on: January 20, 2013, 02:54:41 AM »
He should crank down the rebound a bit.
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« Reply #127 on: January 20, 2013, 09:21:28 AM »
I dont think it has the necessary number of clicks.
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« Reply #128 on: January 22, 2013, 09:57:55 PM »
HOLY S##T!! :o :o That was nasty!! He's lucky the boat anchor didnt land on him!! The rebound screw probably vibrated out!!
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F**K THE WHALES......................SAVE THE 2 STROKE!!!!

The hardest part about riding a 4 stroke is telling your parents your Gay!!

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« Reply #129 on: January 23, 2013, 12:43:27 AM »
I'm pretty sure there aren't any sort of functional shock absorbing devices left on the bike besides the seat after that little hiccup :D
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« Reply #130 on: January 23, 2013, 08:31:05 AM »
Phil decided to marry his long term girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was in the garage fitting some new grips to his KTM.
His new wife was standing at the doorway,watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally spoke...
"Phil, darling, now that we are married I think it's time you gave up those noisy bikes.Perhaps you could think about selling it"
Phil looked horrified
"Darling,what's wrong" she asked.
"There for a moment you sounded like my ex-wife" he said.
"EX WIFE!" she gasped... "You didn't tell me you'd been married before!"
"I haven't" he replied
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If you don't fall off you are not going hard enough

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« Reply #131 on: January 23, 2013, 11:23:22 AM »
Phil decided to marry his long term girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was in the garage fitting some new grips to his KTM.
His new wife was standing at the doorway,watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally spoke...
"Phil, darling, now that we are married I think it's time you gave up those noisy bikes.Perhaps you could think about selling it"
Phil looked horrified
"Darling,what's wrong" she asked.
"There for a moment you sounded like my ex-wife" he said.
"EX WIFE!" she gasped... "You didn't tell me you'd been married before!"
"I haven't" he replied


Hahahaha. You crack me up where do you get all this stuff?
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« Reply #132 on: January 24, 2013, 04:15:43 AM »
Hahahaha. You crack me up where do you get all this stuff?

The World Wide Web Stu. ;D
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If you don't fall off you are not going hard enough

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« Reply #133 on: January 24, 2013, 02:16:30 PM »
HA. I should probably stop looking at this thread in class... Laughter is frowned upon  ;D
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« Reply #134 on: March 04, 2013, 04:21:41 PM »
I sent that to my wife. She said it made HER laugh!

Thanks!

Phil decided to marry his long term girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was in the garage fitting some new grips to his KTM.
His new wife was standing at the doorway,watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally spoke...
"Phil, darling, now that we are married I think it's time you gave up those noisy bikes.Perhaps you could think about selling it"
Phil looked horrified
"Darling,what's wrong" she asked.
"There for a moment you sounded like my ex-wife" he said.
"EX WIFE!" she gasped... "You didn't tell me you'd been married before!"
"I haven't" he replied
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