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« Reply #90 on: November 03, 2012, 03:19:17 PM »
At least one of them experienced mid or lower class living for a good portion of his life. The other has been riding around in a silver spoon since diapers. But yes, this election is pretty darn entertaining. Politics in US have always been pretty out there (is it any different anywhere else?) but it does seem like in the past decade someone dumped a bunch of Nitro in the rhetoric tank.

How can you not follow US politics Stusmoke?It's a pair of millionaires desperately trying to convince the peasants they're just like them and feel their pain.Too funny. :)
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« Reply #91 on: November 03, 2012, 04:15:04 PM »
i don't want someone who feels my pain i want someone to solve it =nobama.
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« Reply #92 on: November 06, 2012, 12:28:31 AM »
History of the condom.

In 1276 the Arabs invented the condom using the lower intestine of a goat.
In 1822,the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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« Reply #93 on: November 06, 2012, 02:10:42 AM »
Ha!
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« Reply #94 on: November 06, 2012, 06:00:21 AM »
HA! Change that to Kiwis with Sheep and it'll make just as much sense.
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« Reply #95 on: November 06, 2012, 10:54:38 PM »
Lol,yeah I thought about that but in the end just wrote it as I heard it. :D
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« Reply #96 on: November 06, 2012, 10:59:56 PM »



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« Reply #97 on: November 07, 2012, 08:46:46 AM »





HAH!

Has anyone else noticed how increasingly dirty this thread became?
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« Reply #98 on: November 07, 2012, 02:25:33 PM »





HAH!
Has anyone else noticed how increasingly dirty this thread became?

The longer they carry on doing something the dirtier they make it, this is internet motocross haha
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« Reply #99 on: November 07, 2012, 02:34:57 PM »
History of the condom.

In 1276 the Arabs invented the condom using the lower intestine of a goat.
In 1822,the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #100 on: November 07, 2012, 10:28:12 PM »
Here's a cleaner one for those more sensitive.... ;D

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« Reply #101 on: November 25, 2012, 02:28:38 AM »
I hate to say it but Ford has finally snapped........

                                     
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« Reply #102 on: November 25, 2012, 02:35:23 AM »
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« Reply #103 on: November 25, 2012, 10:18:19 PM »
HA! I LOVE THAT EPISODE! i sing that song at work all the time.HA!
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« Reply #104 on: November 25, 2012, 11:24:06 PM »
I hate to say it but Ford has finally snapped........

                                     


Hmmmmm,I don't know Sachs.That vid has a distinctly Western Canadian look to it-especially given the apparent lack of appendage.  :<img src=" title="Roll Eyes" class="smiley"> :)
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