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« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2012, 06:35:26 PM »

Well, I found it funny. Wear a full face helmet, and if you do get impaled by an object, leave it in or you will cause more bleeding.
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Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D

GOOD A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
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« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2012, 08:01:36 PM »
Good stuff  ;D I wish speeding tickets were only $40 though  :P
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« Reply #62 on: February 25, 2012, 01:08:25 AM »
The stick in the face happened to a friend of mine and I've been stabbed by sticks a few times (sticks ricocheting off body armour into me).

I'd like to let a few of those mice go in my nieghbour's house. ;D
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« Reply #63 on: March 23, 2012, 01:52:21 AM »
Harley Fergusons,pbbbfftttt  :)

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« Reply #64 on: March 23, 2012, 07:07:46 AM »
Funny. :P
He forgot to mention the need for lots of badly done tattoo's.
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« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2012, 01:56:40 PM »
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« Reply #66 on: April 29, 2012, 05:39:22 AM »
 An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting
in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers.
  The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one
gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it
with his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he
told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great
U.S. of A, they had so much money they never drank out
of the same glass twice.
  Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into
the air and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he
was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in
Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and
he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
  Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off
the bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun
back on the bar, he told the Australian that in Canada we
have so many Americans you never have to drink with the
same one twice.

And you gotta love politicians who make a cock of themselves. ;D



This was a couple of days ago.
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« Reply #67 on: April 29, 2012, 05:47:58 AM »
 ;D
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« Reply #68 on: April 29, 2012, 06:09:49 AM »
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« Reply #69 on: May 02, 2012, 01:18:33 AM »
I got a laugh out of this. I'm sure someone else who owns firearms will as well.  :<img src=" title="Roll Eyes" class="smiley">
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« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2012, 03:28:36 PM »
Yesterday the neighbour was over to check out the reno's and Jethro (the new watch goose) wandered by to see what was going on. I told Terry to watch out because Jethro is very adept at pecking but he wasn't paying attention.Jethro lunged at Terry and almost got him in the kahunas (Jethro is an Emden goose and is HUGE!) but,as it was,got him good in the leg.I told Terry that was close to which Terry replied,being divorced and single,he didn't need them anymore anyway. :-X
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« Reply #71 on: May 02, 2012, 05:42:42 PM »
That's why its funny  ;D
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« Reply #72 on: May 02, 2012, 10:32:15 PM »
Yeah its a bit of a close call, but honestly if someone is stupid enough to look down a loaded gun ESPECIALLY if it was not firing after pulling the trigger, then there is something wrong in the head.
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« Reply #73 on: September 09, 2012, 03:31:00 AM »
Ford blew into town recently and I wanted to stop by his hotel and say "Hi" but he was already entertaining guests.....
                    www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/3194092962.html

How did I know it was Ford? I saw his rig parked in the parking lot.......
                    www.craigslist.org/about/best/knx/3091802234.html

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« Reply #74 on: September 09, 2012, 04:28:17 AM »
I just wet myself Sachs. :P
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