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Offline TMKIWI

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« on: December 17, 2012, 07:57:15 AM »
Well it has been nice knowing you all here on TSM but it is time to say good bye.
As some of may have heard , the world will end on 21/12/12.
I am off to a secret location where I have stockpiled a stash of fuel , 2 stroke oil , seeds , alcohol , and women of child bearing age.
I will also try to save a sample of 21st century memorabilia so that any future civilization may understand what we were like.
So far I have a CRF 250 , A "Wiggles" CD , A picture of Jerry Seinfeld , Tickets to "One Direction live in Vegas", and a copy of Paris Hilton's "How to live life out of the spotlight".
I bid you all farewell and good luck.  ;)

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 09:13:45 AM »
Peace be with you, brother.

I hope to ride this puppy into the dirt!  >:-D
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 11:56:20 AM »
Oh god... you mean to tell me that you have intentions to repopulate the world with kiwis?  :P ;D As for me, I'm ready for it... amo, food, gas and all.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 02:48:44 PM »
Can I have your TM? ;)
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2012, 08:54:24 PM »
Can I have your TM? ;)
Damn! Ya beat me to it Sachs..... :(
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2012, 09:16:06 PM »
thank you for taking the lead kiwi we will need more men like you after the end. please call your new world new england in honor of the greatest mxers ever to have graced the now known earth. farewell for i will be trying to roost Jesus.( who is said to ride a works cr500r).
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 10:20:43 PM »
Well it has been nice knowing you all here on TSM but it is time to say good bye.
As some of may have heard , the world will end on 21/12/12.
I am off to a secret location where I have stockpiled a stash of fuel , 2 stroke oil , seeds , alcohol , and women of child bearing age.
I will also try to save a sample of 21st century memorabilia so that any future civilization may understand what we were like.
So far I have a CRF 250 , A "Wiggles" CD , A picture of Jerry Seinfeld , Tickets to "One Direction live in Vegas", and a copy of Paris Hilton's "How to live life out of the spotlight".
I bid you all farewell and good luck.  ;)

How do you stock pile "women of child bearing age"? My experience is just 1 of them would be whinging so much after an hour in the cave ,you would be wishing you got attacked by the flesh eating zombies.
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2012, 12:24:15 AM »
I once shared a train ride from Antwerp to Hamburg with a wealthy black businessman from Africa. He had four wives and he said that when they all started fighting etc. he just went for a long walk in the desert till it all stopped. :<img src=" title="Roll Eyes" class="smiley">
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2012, 05:33:04 AM »
Oh god... you mean to tell me that you have intentions to repopulate the world with kiwis?  :P ;D

Well someone has to try to improve on what passes as people north of the equator. ;)

Can I have your TM? ;)

No. Need something to drown out the noise of the women. :-*

thank you for taking the lead kiwi we will need more men like you after the end. please call your new world new england in honor of the greatest mxers ever to have graced the now known earth. farewell for i will be trying to roost Jesus.( who is said to ride a works cr500r).

Can't call my new world anything to to with england i am afraid.
I thought of calling it nirvana but I might then kill myself. :<img src=" title="Roll Eyes" class="smiley">
I heard the big J rides a CR , but it won't do him much good when I pinch all his 2 stroke oil.

How do you stock pile "women of child bearing age"? My experience is just 1 of them would be whinging so much after an hour in the cave ,you would be wishing you got attacked by the flesh eating zombies.

It was easy getting the women to the secret location, Ruffies. :-X
And I have thought of the noise factor.
1) I have the TM
2) 1000 industrial earplugs
3) A lap top with "Dancing with the Stars" on loop.
That should be enough. ;D

P.S There won't be any zombies down in kiwi land. They only happen in north america and can not swim. :)
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2012, 01:22:01 PM »
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P.S There won't be any zombies down in kiwi land. They only happen in north america and can not swim. :)
Exactly why I bough ammo  ;D What if they learn to sail? Than you sir are screwed  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2012, 09:23:52 PM »
HA! no oil in heaven? bummer.
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 12:30:16 AM »
Of course not, two strokes in heaven have that wonderful smell but you don't have to bother mixing (and they never seize)  ;D

HA! no oil in heaven? bummer.
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 12:41:14 AM »
it is heaven after all! thanks citab!
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 06:59:33 AM »
Exactly why I bough ammo  ;D What if they learn to sail? Than you sir are screwed  ;)

Don't worry I have plenty of ammo. And thanks for calling me sir. :)
Makes a change from the names people normally call me. :(

HA! no oil in heaven? bummer.

Who said anything about JC being in heaven.
He's my new neigbour. You will hear from him soon after the 21st.
He's got some good weed as well.
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2012, 07:24:03 AM »
I laughed reading this thread. Alot.

21st... thats tomorrow. Better go drive some cars till the explode.
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