Post by: TMKIWI on December 17, 2012, 07:57:15 AM
As some of may have heard , the world will end on 21/12/12.
I am off to a secret location where I have stockpiled a stash of fuel , 2 stroke oil , seeds , alcohol , and women of child bearing age.
I will also try to save a sample of 21st century memorabilia so that any future civilization may understand what we were like.
So far I have a CRF 250 , A "Wiggles" CD , A picture of Jerry Seinfeld , Tickets to "One Direction live in Vegas", and a copy of Paris Hilton's "How to live life out of the spotlight".
I bid you all farewell and good luck.
Post by: VintageBlueSmoke on December 17, 2012, 09:13:45 AM
I hope to ride this puppy into the dirt!
Post by: cnrcpla on December 17, 2012, 11:56:20 AM
As for me, I'm ready for it... amo, food, gas and all.
Post by: SachsGS on December 17, 2012, 02:48:44 PM
Post by: scotty dog on December 17, 2012, 08:54:24 PM
Can I have your TM?Damn! Ya beat me to it Sachs.....
Post by: _X_ on December 17, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
Post by: 2T Institute on December 17, 2012, 10:20:43 PM
Well it has been nice knowing you all here on TSM but it is time to say good bye.
As some of may have heard , the world will end on 21/12/12.
I am off to a secret location where I have stockpiled a stash of fuel , 2 stroke oil , seeds , alcohol , and women of child bearing age.
I will also try to save a sample of 21st century memorabilia so that any future civilization may understand what we were like.
So far I have a CRF 250 , A "Wiggles" CD , A picture of Jerry Seinfeld , Tickets to "One Direction live in Vegas", and a copy of Paris Hilton's "How to live life out of the spotlight".
I bid you all farewell and good luck.
How do you stock pile "women of child bearing age"? My experience is just 1 of them would be whinging so much after an hour in the cave ,you would be wishing you got attacked by the flesh eating zombies.
Post by: SachsGS on December 18, 2012, 12:24:15 AM
Post by: TMKIWI on December 18, 2012, 05:33:04 AM
Oh god... you mean to tell me that you have intentions to repopulate the world with kiwis?
Well someone has to try to improve on what passes as people north of the equator.
Can I have your TM?
No. Need something to drown out the noise of the women.
thank you for taking the lead kiwi we will need more men like you after the end. please call your new world new england in honor of the greatest mxers ever to have graced the now known earth. farewell for i will be trying to roost Jesus.( who is said to ride a works cr500r).
Can't call my new world anything to to with england i am afraid.
I thought of calling it nirvana but I might then kill myself.
I heard the big J rides a CR , but it won't do him much good when I pinch all his 2 stroke oil.
How do you stock pile "women of child bearing age"? My experience is just 1 of them would be whinging so much after an hour in the cave ,you would be wishing you got attacked by the flesh eating zombies.
It was easy getting the women to the secret location, Ruffies.
And I have thought of the noise factor.
1) I have the TM
2) 1000 industrial earplugs
3) A lap top with "Dancing with the Stars" on loop.
That should be enough.
P.S There won't be any zombies down in kiwi land. They only happen in north america and can not swim.
Post by: cnrcpla on December 18, 2012, 01:22:01 PM
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P.S There won't be any zombies down in kiwi land. They only happen in north america and can not swim.Exactly why I bough ammo
What if they learn to sail? Than you sir are screwed
Post by: _X_ on December 18, 2012, 09:23:52 PM
Post by: citabjockey on December 19, 2012, 12:30:16 AM
HA! no oil in heaven? bummer.
Post by: _X_ on December 19, 2012, 12:41:14 AM
Post by: TMKIWI on December 19, 2012, 06:59:33 AM
Exactly why I bough ammo
Don't worry I have plenty of ammo. And thanks for calling me sir.
Makes a change from the names people normally call me.
HA! no oil in heaven? bummer.
Who said anything about JC being in heaven.
He's my new neigbour. You will hear from him soon after the 21st.
He's got some good weed as well.
Post by: Stusmoke on December 19, 2012, 07:24:03 AM
21st... thats tomorrow. Better go drive some cars till the explode.
Post by: VintageBlueSmoke on December 19, 2012, 02:20:47 PM
For those expecting rapture, can I have your bike(s)? ...and maybe your daughters?
I have not been very good so I don't expect Santa to drop off his "List of Naughtly Little Girls" this year (if he survives it too).
See you all on the other side!
Post by: riffraff on December 19, 2012, 02:25:09 PM
He's got some good weed as well.
LOL, you mean he has some holy smoke?
Post by: SachsGS on December 19, 2012, 02:41:22 PM
Post by: cnrcpla on December 19, 2012, 03:25:44 PM
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Counting down. Anyone know what time it will all be over?I heard 12 pm on the 21st tomorrow, but I have no idea what time area that applies to, perhaps the time area in South America where the Mayans created the calendar ending?
Post by: _X_ on December 19, 2012, 08:45:35 PM
Post by: ford832 on December 20, 2012, 12:13:55 AM
Counting down. Anyone know what time it will all be over?
For those expecting rapture, can I have your bike(s)? ...and maybe your daughters?
I have not been very good so I don't expect Santa to drop off his "List of Naughtly Little Girls" this year (if he survives it too).
See you all on the other side!
You can't have my daughter or my bike but you can have my wife and her cat-rapture,armageddon,apocolypse or not.Ooooo,,hot stuff I tells ya........
Post by: _X_ on December 20, 2012, 02:26:19 AM
Post by: cnrcpla on December 20, 2012, 02:42:31 AM
Post by: TMKIWI on December 20, 2012, 03:11:58 AM
Have heard it is midnight 21st. I still have 8 hours to go from now so will keep you posted.
We knocked off work at midday to get on the piss. Now it is 4pm and I am quite happy about our impending doom. The women are all stockpiled the fridge is full of beer and I have CCR playing in the background.
Bring it on you Mayan m******ers, try and get me now.
P.S I may be wrong on the time frame. If I am 18 hours out ( We are ahead of you guys ) , not a big issue, JC's coming round with some more holy smoke and I have a big fridge.
Post by: _X_ on December 20, 2012, 03:15:33 AM
O.K. we need a head count...if you have died due to the pending worlds end please post how and why and we will log you in the book of those who dimised due to the worlds end. Thank you.
Post by: Stusmoke on December 20, 2012, 08:38:12 AM
Now where did I leave me beer.
Post by: riffraff on December 20, 2012, 02:50:48 PM
Post by: cnrcpla on December 20, 2012, 03:44:38 PM
Post by: TMKIWI on December 20, 2012, 09:23:34 PM
I may have some explaining to do to the police now that the missing women reports are emerging.
Must go, I can hear sirens.
Post by: _X_ on December 20, 2012, 09:39:03 PM
Post by: ford832 on December 21, 2012, 01:43:49 PM
I know nothing.
Admitting it the first step to correcting it.Good on you Racer X
There are a few others here who would do well to follow your lead.
Post by: _X_ on December 21, 2012, 02:23:20 PM
Post by: ford832 on December 21, 2012, 06:59:55 PM
Post by: VintageBlueSmoke on December 23, 2012, 10:40:25 AM
Still here. I guess I have to go get Xmas presents for everyone now.
Post by: msambuco on December 23, 2012, 01:43:40 PM