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Offline snowboarderro

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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2010, 04:23:14 AM »
jesica looks like that now but how about 20 years later?the bike looks the same :P

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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2010, 04:38:49 PM »
jesica looks like that now but how about 20 years later?the bike looks the same :P

I would rather take my chances with jesica in 20 years then with a Maico of the same age.  ;) :P :o
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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2010, 09:06:06 PM »
jesica looks like that now but how about 20 years later?the bike looks the same :P

I would rather take my chances with jesica in 20 years then with a Maico of the same age.  ;) :P :o

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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2010, 11:53:07 PM »
Yea but you'd go with a smile on your face
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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2010, 04:46:46 AM »
i have a question

becouse i was in this situation

how about a hot girl who rides her bike ?

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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2010, 03:20:30 AM »
Simple.  Just ride them both.


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2010, 03:34:09 AM »
i did :P


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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2010, 01:32:14 PM »
If women didnt talk they would be fine.........
F**K THE WHALES......................SAVE THE 2 STROKE!!!!

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Re: Reasons why any bike is better than a girl
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2010, 03:02:00 AM »
That girl on the photo seems to be made in '85 :) Screw that:) My bike is much younger. :)))

And about "riding ''em both"... I remember riding with a girl, behind her... Later i bought her bike, btw. It was SO pleasant to lay my hands onto her thighs (spelling?)or breasts... She was too busy controlling the bike. ... But placing them on the bar, i would get a better safety, of course:)
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