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« on: August 01, 2013, 02:05:19 AM »
Lets do it!

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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2013, 02:30:45 AM »
I can almost reach it from here...just a bit more......almost....... :D

BTW,I'd prefer a thread about American's who can't spell "Canadian"  ;D  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2013, 03:14:55 AM »
There's an A missing there.
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2013, 04:08:26 AM »
lmfao haha, was in a rush to get out the door. I can fix that however.

 Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2013, 05:06:55 AM »
There's an EH missing there.

Is that what you subconsciously meant?
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2013, 05:32:55 AM »
I was thinking that, but then again I could be talking about Queenslanders EH!
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2013, 05:38:50 AM »
You'd be amazed at how many Americans have a Canadian connection in their background. Some American guys I know:
Bill - works for a Canadian company.
Dennis - married to a Canadian.
Rick - French Canadian background.
DVK - both grandmothers Canadian. ;D

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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2013, 08:56:52 AM »
Oot and aboot eh.
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2013, 01:05:20 PM »
Don't get me started.
The Americans make fun of us, but you should hear the mid-westerners. They pronounce it like it has an A in the middle, and HUGE emphasis on the ou. Kind of like abaOWt. People from California can't make up their mind whether it should be abat or abot, and will use both in the same sentence. Everybody else is reasonably normal.
Well, except people from Boston. They don't say anything correctly.
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2013, 03:36:08 PM »
                                             
                                             

P.S. Please note that, due to centuries of intermarriage, there are no pure sasquatchs left in the atlantic region of Canada. 
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2013, 05:40:15 PM »
This thread is going down hill fast....  and I like it   8)
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2013, 05:47:45 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2013, 09:50:39 PM »
this post is rooned.
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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2013, 11:33:20 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2013, 11:44:41 PM »
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