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Offline Stusmoke

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« on: May 24, 2012, 08:20:38 AM »
Seriously... will the four strokes insaitable gayness ever be satisfied? Now they're everywhere in the Xgames, Red bull fighters, everywhere!
And I want to know how the hell they manage to pull decent stunts on those heavy pricks. The first ever front flip to be pulled off in competition was accomplished on one of the turds, by an Aussie also (freestyle owners).

And while i've got everyone in the freestyle zone, anyone know when this years freestyle Xgames events are?
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2012, 08:46:20 AM »
Jackson Strong pulled the first frontflip on a KTM 250sx.
Freestyle is shit!! Boring as batshit, they do the same thing over n over. Racing is unpredictable, yea ive seen boring races but ive also seen some sack tingling battles  :D :D
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2012, 12:50:55 PM »
I dunno I can definitely see where you're coming from I sometimes feel like that too. I really like the speed and style races they're great. And yeah my bad about the Strong being on a four joke. but it looked like a yammie when I watched it just then
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2012, 01:04:35 PM »
Freestyle has judges. That should tell you everything. It is a pagent, not a sport.
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2012, 01:15:47 PM »
Quote from: VintageBlueSmoke on May 24, 2012, 08:04:35 PM
Freestyle has judges. That should tell you everything. It is a pagent, not a sport.


no doubt  :D :D
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 04:36:54 PM »
The 2010 X Games were disasterous for the FOOPERS.... And due to the very large audience that event draws, it is VERY important to the Motocycle Manure-Fart-Surers...

If you remember, in 2010 it was basically the same happeneing as in Supercross 03, 04, 05. There was a mix of 2 and 4 stroke machinery and the 4 strokes looked completely rediculous, farting and sputtering about ineptly like pigletts on a buttered cookie sheet. I remember the guys on real bikes screaming and jetting around nimbly, while the 4 stroke pilots looked like they were flogging a sweaty dung beetle, and all their idles were goosed up to like 4,000 r's to try to keep them from stalling. Super advanced Fuel injected shitturds.... The 2 strokes ran circles around them and just made them look BAD in so many ways.

To avoid someting like that happeneing again, a lot of money was thrown around.... the first place money was thrown was at Taddy Blazuziak. They needed to get him on board a FOOPER for 2011 so he wouldn't make the FOOPERS look stupid. Tempting offers are made so that the visible, "Stars" will ride FOOPERS... and say the right things when they are asked, of course.....

Once again, the factories can see that the ONLY way they are going to be able to make 4 strokes look good is to make sure they are the only ones out there. Because when they have to complete with 2 strokes, they are basically a public relations failure... The only way they can be shown in a positive light, and effectively hyped for the public, is if they are only competing with their own type.
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I think 4 stroke dirtbikes are a phase, kind of like "Glam Rock" in a way. You see the whole world subscribing to it, and you wonder how everyone could be choking down so much Kool Aid and Spam... Then 10 Years later, nothing's left but the timeless stuff from before and after..

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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 04:53:59 PM »
probably the most decorated fmx athlete nate adams who rode yamaha 2 strokes is now on a honda, its funny how honda does that, they've done it with many people, osborne is now riding for geico, and he is an avid 2 stroke guy, MPS has a yz360 they built for him, max anstie is now riding honda and he raved about the gytr yz144
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2012, 01:25:13 AM »
Yeah their greed is certainly sorely dissapointing. Apparently 5 million over two years isn't enough money for the jerks.

Quote from: Suzuki TS250/185 on May 24, 2012, 11:36:54 PM
The 2010 X Games were disasterous for the FOOPERS.... And due to the very large audience that event draws, it is VERY important to the Motocycle Manure-Fart-Surers...

If you remember, in 2010 it was basically the same happeneing as in Supercross 03, 04, 05. There was a mix of 2 and 4 stroke machinery and the 4 strokes looked completely rediculous, farting and sputtering about ineptly like pigletts on a buttered cookie sheet. I remember the guys on real bikes screaming and jetting around nimbly, while the 4 stroke pilots looked like they were flogging a sweaty dung beetle, and all their idles were goosed up to like 4,000 r's to try to keep them from stalling. Super advanced Fuel injected shitturds.... The 2 strokes ran circles around them and just made them look BAD in so many ways.

To avoid someting like that happeneing again, a lot of money was thrown around.... the first place money was thrown was at Taddy Blazuziak. They needed to get him on board a FOOPER for 2011 so he wouldn't make the FOOPERS look stupid. Tempting offers are made so that the visible, "Stars" will ride FOOPERS... and say the right things when they are asked, of course.....

Once again, the factories can see that the ONLY way they are going to be able to make 4 strokes look good is to make sure they are the only ones out there. Because when they have to complete with 2 strokes, they are basically a public relations failure... The only way they can be shown in a positive light, and effectively hyped for the public, is if they are only competing with their own type.

Couldnt say it better mate. Not only do they have to compete against their own type the track has to be dumbed down or they'll be over the side of berms every time. So now that the assholes have not only gotten rid of the real machines, they've halved the size of all obstacles to allow the dumpers lap times to even come close to a 250 smoker's
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2012, 09:52:14 AM »
If you can't beat em, buy em
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2012, 01:49:41 PM »
Quote from: chump6784 on May 25, 2012, 04:52:14 PM
If you can't beat em, buy em

Truedat'

FONDA was scared of Cedric, so they bought him... and he went into the ground on the Dumper. I hope he miks them for all the money he can get and then jumps ship back to a real bike.

Tell you the truth, it seems like a great mechanism for fast amateurs to get themselves signed up... Just get get out there on a two stroke and give some FOOPERS a black eye in front of the public, and they swoop in to buy you out... Next thing you know... you're a well payed FOOPERTROOPER...

Once that happens, do you part for the cause and blow the thing up on live TV.

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I think 4 stroke dirtbikes are a phase, kind of like "Glam Rock" in a way. You see the whole world subscribing to it, and you wonder how everyone could be choking down so much Kool Aid and Spam... Then 10 Years later, nothing's left but the timeless stuff from before and after..

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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2012, 02:10:18 AM »
I still fail to understand how anyone can even consider making the decision between real bike and amazing money or piece of shit and fake-ass-all-pose-to-get-rid-of-two-strokes godlike money
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2012, 02:35:25 AM »
Quote from: Suzuki TS250/185 on May 25, 2012, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: chump6784 on May 25, 2012, 04:52:14 PM
If you can't beat em, buy em

Truedat'

FONDA was scared of Cedric, so they bought him... and he went into the ground on the Dumper. I hope he miks them for all the money he can get and then jumps ship back to a real bike.

Tell you the truth, it seems like a great mechanism for fast amateurs to get themselves signed up... Just get get out there on a two stroke and give some FOOPERS a black eye in front of the public, and they swoop in to buy you out... Next thing you know... you're a well payed FOOPERTROOPER...

Once that happens, do you part for the cause and blow the thing up on live TV.

You're right...dolled up YZ250s with "look at me" graphics kits are becoming a marketing tool for amateurs trying to get noticed.
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2012, 04:42:06 AM »
Even though FMX is a pageant, I can see your point stu. FMX was like the one branch of dirt bike riding that seemed unpopulated by four strokes...
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2012, 01:40:38 AM »
Matty Rebeaud used to ride a KTM with these metallic orange plastics, and I wish I could find them.
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 02:29:35 AM »
sure they werent painted? Mike Cinqmars had like a metallic candy apple red CR, looked awesome
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