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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2011, 04:39:38 AM »
Aah...eeew.
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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2011, 06:35:00 AM »
I think I'll stick to the odd beer. :-X

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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2011, 06:38:14 AM »
WTF??
If a pair of 2" brass balls isn't working, I doubt that the 3" model will make much difference.

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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2011, 07:53:07 AM »
and i thought breastmilk ice cream the brits have was bad....eww bad idea...breastmilk ice cream topped with horse sperm..YUMMY! :-*

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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2011, 10:07:32 AM »
Stallion semen is the correct terminology thank you very much  ;D
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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2011, 11:43:24 AM »
The west coast is NZ's Alabama. ;)
You know its there but dont Really want to go there.
The only radio station plays country music and they have never heard of AC/DC. They are big fans off Shania Twain & Willie Nelson.
Every man is called Bob,Buck or Ray and are all related.
All the women are either Tammy, Shania or Dolly. Also related.
It is best if you do travel through not to brake down, but if you do make sure you sleep with your back's to the wall.
Cletus the tow truck driver drinks stallion semen for breakfast and is REAL friendly. ;D
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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2011, 02:18:29 PM »
The west coast is NZ's Alabama. ;)
You know its there but dont Really want to go there.
The only radio station plays country music and they have never heard of AC/DC. They are big fans off Shania Twain & Willie Nelson.
Every man is called Bob,Buck or Ray and are all related.
All the women are either Tammy, Shania or Dolly. Also related.
It is best if you do travel through not to brake down, but if you do make sure you sleep with your back's to the wall.
Cletus the tow truck driver drinks stallion semen for breakfast and is REAL friendly. ;D

Oh ok,I understand.What is it about Westerners? It's the same idea in Western Canada  :P Prairie oysters come to mind  :o
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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2011, 03:11:28 PM »
If Prairie oysters are the same as what i am thinking, we call them mountain oysters.
A part of a goat ?
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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2011, 04:03:28 PM »
The Ozarks end in Canada's maritimes and that is where the northward migration stopped. :-X

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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2011, 03:14:57 AM »
The Ozarks end in Canada's maritimes and that is where the northward migration stopped. :-X

That's as far north as it goes,but the migration continued west :D
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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 03:16:36 AM »
If Prairie oysters are the same as what i am thinking, we call them mountain oysters.
A part of a goat ?

Probably the same idea but bigger.I guess when westerners castrate their bulls,they hate to see the "goodies" go to waste  ???
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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 06:13:06 AM »
Actually Alabama has been improperly labeled, the state in which you are thinking about is known as Arkansas.
If a pair of 2" brass balls isn't working, I doubt that the 3" model will make much difference.

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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2011, 07:56:35 AM »
There's a reason Westeners are so virile compared to their eastern counterparts! ;)

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Re: What won't a New Zealander put in his mouth.
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2011, 08:09:38 AM »
The west coast is NZ's Alabama. ;)
You know its there but dont Really want to go there.
The only radio station plays country music and they have never heard of AC/DC. They are big fans off Shania Twain & Willie Nelson.
Every man is called Bob,Buck or Ray and are all related.
All the women are either Tammy, Shania or Dolly. Also related.
It is best if you do travel through not to brake down, but if you do make sure you sleep with your back's to the wall.
Cletus the tow truck driver drinks stallion semen for breakfast and is REAL friendly. ;D


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