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« on: January 26, 2011, 06:04:34 PM »
I'd rather a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 06:31:45 PM »
I watched five seconds of that, and then hit the little red X.  I'd sooner ride with a tarantula in my shirt.


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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 06:37:04 PM »
Lol.You should have at least kept watching until he got to that little rock wall thing on the ledge :o
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 07:03:54 PM »
 :o W T F??!!
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 07:46:17 PM »
Holy crap.
That gave me vertigo just watching it. :-[
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 08:05:37 PM »
It's a cool video, I've seen that before.  The Trailsmen MC actually have a link to it.  I heard that there is some riding in Washington and Idaho that's like that.
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2011, 10:46:46 PM »
That was terrifying to watch! They have trails like that here?? I know up in the Olympics it has gotten kind of sketchy but not like that! Although there was one time I was riding something like that but it was dirt and roots, and not so steep.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2011, 11:05:57 PM »
what it looks like falling down a cliff half the size of the one in the first vid:
MOUNTAIN BIKER FALLS OFF CLIFF!!


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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 03:52:19 AM »
I rode something like that accidentally once on a trail we weren't familiar with.It wasn't a bike trail and when we broke out of the woods we were on the edge of about a 30' drop.To stop meant to fall so,with the back wheel hunting on the edge(at the top it was sloped down-no flat spot to ride),I kept my eyes locked on the end about 50' away and tried to keep it steady.We both made it but I almost peed myself.We found a different way back.
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 06:30:14 AM »
 Wikipedia special ;D
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 10:56:58 AM »
Stupid question of the year.

Are you alright Miles? ???

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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 03:15:14 PM »
Yup, they have trails like that here.  In September, someone died on one of them.  Fell off the side of a trail like that at Cle Elm or something.  Gifford Pichot is another area that is supposed to have places like that.
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2011, 03:23:33 PM »
I wonder what crazy rider was the first first to cut that trail? Or what was going through their head?
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2011, 03:57:01 PM »
The closest thing I've done to a trail like that, was sort of a 45-degree field of shale, with about 1.5ft of trail in the middle of it.  We'd never been there before and thought the trail might lead somewhere, and after 15 seconds we were on the shale.  45-degrees isn't as scary as a vertical cliff, of course, but if you lose your balance over the edge, you're essentially rolling on razor blades until you come to a stop.  Up ahead we saw that, indeed, the trail transformed into one of the vertical-cliff specials.  We all stopped, got off our bikes, spent about 15 minutes getting turned around (preferred method was three men to a bike) and then we simply went back the way we came.  The whole thing was just no fun, not tremendously horrible, but just not any fun.  I can't imagine how hair-raising the vertical-cliff thing must be.


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?