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Offline TMKIWI

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Crimes Against Humanity
« on: December 17, 2010, 03:26:15 PM »
This is my end of year list where you wonder what the hell the people involved with these pictures were thinking.
In no particular order some of the worst looking bikes made.
Feel free to add anything that makes you think WTF ?











And these guys ? ::)



And any bike with a F in it. >:(

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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 06:07:52 PM »
I found the "Pink YZ's" particularly hideous.I almost bought one and normally I can overlook superficial things like bad graphics but my gawd were those Yamaha's ugly. The "dog barf" early 90's RMs were cosmetic nightmares as well.

I ended up buying a Honda CR250 and during a summer vacation we got lost in a town,I was trying to find my way back to the freeway when I spotted a big blue Maico in a motorcycle shop window.The rest is,as they say,history. ;D

Regarding crimes against humanity,is that Ford second from the right?
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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 10:15:56 PM »
I don't really have any bikes in particular to mention (except the '80s and '90s stuff that's already been pointed out) but there are certainly some cars that should never have been made.


^ Pontiac Aztek


^ Subaru Tribeca


^ 2011 Ford F-250


^ Nissan Cube


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2010, 05:47:20 AM »
1995 KTM's:

1991 RM's:

1992 RM's:
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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2010, 11:24:31 PM »
















« Last Edit: December 18, 2010, 11:36:51 PM by factoryX »


I ride an 03 yz250, wait 04, wait 05, what ever, they're all the same #$@% YOU!

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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2010, 01:47:57 AM »
What's wrong with you, man?!  I admit the Challenger is a bit too fat, and certainly not as good as the old one, but it's still bad-ass.  I'm also a fan of the Charger, though not when they have stupid bodykits like that one you posted.  The Camaro, I think is not a pretty car, but it's not bad-looking at all, though maybe just a bit too much like a space-ship for the Pony Car class.  The Panamera looks okay from the front but horrendous from the back, I think they should've made it rear-engined to help bring the rear-end down a little more like a 911.  And the GT3 RS would look great if it didn't have colored wheels.  I've seen one cruising around the neighborhood with black rims and some of the other excessive bits of color removed and it actually looks very very good just as soon as you tone it down a bit.

Here's a contribution for good-looking cars that just went too far:  The Boss 302 Laguna Seca.  I love the regular Boss 302, but the Laguna Seca Edition took it too far.



Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2010, 02:34:55 AM »
I just hate dodge, could have posted every vehicle they make along with General Motors. As for the Boss 302 Laguna Seca, it does not look great, But it's still a kick ass car either way. I can't believe its destroying M3's already. As for the panamera, it's a joke, its butt ugly, it's useless, and Porsche should of just built a station wagon instead to compete with the Audi Avant A6, or the Mercedes E63 AMG Wagon.


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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2010, 04:06:41 AM »
This is by far the worst:
















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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 08:42:54 AM »
I wouldn't mind a Panamera parked in my driveway. ;D

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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 02:44:44 PM »
Totally agree on the BLM!!

As for the Panamera, while it doesn't look particularly great, it is simply the fastest four-door available for purchase today, with a Nurburgring time of 7:56, making it faster than a 996 Carrera S.  In a test done by British auto magazine Autocar, a Panamera with four people in it beat an Aston Martin Rapide (with only one person) to 60mph and in the quarter mile, in the wet.


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2010, 02:49:22 PM »
but its still a totally random car from Porsche.


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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2010, 03:38:43 PM »
Not nearly as random as the Cayenne.  And both the Panamera and Cayenne have been raking in the dough for the company, which has given them a much bigger budget for developing the 911 further, and bringing out insane things like the 918.


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 03:46:54 PM »
I guess because they're still Porsche.


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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2010, 05:40:38 PM »
Bringin four strokes into the 85 class.
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Re: Crimes Against Humanity
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2010, 09:16:49 PM »
Bringin four strokes into the 85 class.

They kicked the 4st out of the 85 class here a couple of years ago. ;D
9k for a 150R or 6k for a 85. >:(
Best thing they ever did.
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