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Offline Charles Owens

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This is my friend/employee. He goes by Tonka. Why? Because he is 7' tall/ 430 pounds.
Just look! :)

Here he is on my 250


In my gear






Haha, had to share. Hope you guys enjoy the laugh like we did!

Offline GlennC

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Holy cats man, That 250 looks like an 80.

You should punch him, and say something mean about his mother, just to see what he does...

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Haha, I do know it sucks to play basketball with him.
You lose, and catch some elbows to the top of the head.

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Wow that poor suspension! And that chest protector looks like it was going to fly off and go shooting around that room! That is one large human being  :D .

- Mike - Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive.

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Haha yea I had just got it that day in the mail, I told him if it snaps hes gotta buy it.
He thought about it for a second and figured it was worth the laugh. :)

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I was expecting to open this thread and see some 250 modified to have 4" of suspension travel and small wheels, or a giant 250 motor crammed into an 80 frame.  But no!  Johasus!


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

Offline JohnN

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That is awesome!! I did have a great laugh, thanks for sharing.

For those of you that don't know it, I'm pretty tall myself... at 6' 4"... After my first marriage dissolved into shambles, I joined the Tall Club... I know, I know... pretty funny..

Well anyway, they have conventions around the world. I went to one and it was a real change for me. For the first time I went to a dance hall where I could not look across the tops of people's heads to see the other side of the club. There were a few guys that were well over 7 feet tall. But the amazing part was that some of the women towered over me!

In fact I met my current wife in Montreal Canada at an event there. She is 6 feet tall....

Well anyway here is a link to the tall club for all those interested in checking out some tall folk!
http://www.tall.org/
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Offline Charles Owens

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Haha, even better, I think I may have some video of him riding an rm 125 last week. I'll see if I can find it. :)

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You should get Tiny into pro wrestling and become his manager. :D

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He's still smaller than The Big Show, amazingly.  That guy is ridiculous, I remember watching WWE (except they called it WWF at the time) way back in 1999.  I always liked watching the 'Show, because he would just sort of lumber around and crush people.


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

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I knew you were tall John, I didn't know anything about that club. I am only 5'11" or so.

You have to post that video of him riding a 125.  ;D
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Haha I'll have to look for the flash drive after I get my internet problem solved.
I had him on a KX 85 a few months back. I felt real sorry for that bike. :)

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I have to say, though, that's ONE way to mellow out the power of a CR500!  I'd love to see a picture of Tonka hanging himself over the front fender, and the bike still pulling the front wheel into the air out of a turn.


Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
But considering this is a 1978 Magnum, the best-handling bike in the world, you have to ask yourself one question.
Do you feel lucky, punk?

Offline Charles Owens

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Haha, I almost picked up a clean late 90's CR 500 a few weeks ago.. Should have gotten it, kid didn't know what he had. He said it was unrideable... :)

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I read somewhere that of the global population only 2% (or is it 4%? I forget) of men are over 6'2" and women over 5'10", so being tall is a rare commodity. I'm over 6' and I have size 13 feet which means big,heavy riding boots and having to lengthen shifters and rear brake pedals to fit my boots. I recently rode a 690 KTM and that bike would have no problems hauling Tonka around.