Hey Guys!,
You REALLY want to laugh???
I was watching the DVD "AMA Motocross Season Highlights 2004"
One of the things that happens is Ivan Tedesco stalls or has a bike failure of some kind at the Troy, Ohio round. He kicks and kicks and kicks, then finally kicks the bike to the ground as hard as he can in frustration!
Funniest of all of course is the commentary. Of course James is just running away with the race probably 40 seconds aread, but the only thing you hear during his camera shots from the comenta-tards are things like:
"James Stewart one of the few racers out here still using a 125cc machine. Isn't that bike just like the kind you had back in 84 David Bailey???"
"Yeah Ralph!... He just made it all the way up that hill and even did a popie wheelie on the old 2 stroke! I didn't realize you could hit the big bumps on one of those vintage machines and catch the air!"
"Well Dave, after accidentally establishing an early lead James is going to have to do more than just match the rocket dominator pace of the bling cutting edge 4 stroke man machines laser beaming down the track, he's going to have to try to find the speed to stay out of the way of these stud stallions as he tries to lap 12th place, for his own personal safety if nothing else!...."
"He's in my prayers, Ralph! I wouldn't want to see him and his tiny motorcycle ground beneath the bronzed hoofs of those throbbing steeds!"
-Camera cuts to shot of Ivan Tedesco sitting on the grass inside a turn trying to restart his bike. He kicks and kicks and kicks, and after a while he gives up and stands up off the bike. Then, he kicks over in frustration and storms away.
Hardly a word about this squeaks out of the comenta-tards.... Now, imagine for a second that same thing happening to James, they would have been blabbering about that "Bike Failure" for the rest of the entire race, and then probably for the whole first half of the next week's broadcast also.
If you have that disk, dig it out and listen to those dorks, it's really funny.
Thanks,
Jim