Preliminary research find me looking at a company called Eddie Sanders racing. They use 92-01 CR250 motors for micro sprint cars. They have a long rod stroker crank that they sell for not much more than a hot rods oem replacement crank.
rpm manufacturing does a 270 kit, with piston for not much more than a standard strip and re-plate job.
I haven't done the math yet, but with the 3-4 options Eddie Sanders offers on rod length, something like a 300cc should be easy.
My destroyed crank is a hot rods, so i am going to call them and find out about getting it rebuilt. Supposedly those guys are "real", and by real i mean, not a warehouse in China, but rather a machine shop in the USA.
I just want to cheat as hard as possible for the 250 class. Something like a 60hp 300cc two stroke against a 37hp 250 fourstroke. I have to mention I am kidding, I forget sometimes that people take this seriously. But no, seriously, some 250F kid is going to take a shit in his pants.