Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the loud sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
the Aussie has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks: The Aussie guy must have groped the blonde
in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Aussie guy must have tried to
grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped his cheek.
The Aussie thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the blonde
in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I
can smack that Aussie wanker again.
