Haha, great thread!
I should be shot, hung and quartered for the mistake I made a couple of months ago.
On a train, heading to a town to go on a night out with my friend. I sit down, finishing my snack in my leather jacket and realise I'm parked next to this girl who could pass for Eva Mendez, but Eva doesn't have black curly hair like this girl.
She's reading the art of war, and we get talking about strategy etc, she's very relaxed and starts flirting about what my "strategy" is, aha, naughty.
We ended up talking about engines! And here was a woman, who could clearly describe to me the differences between two strokes and four strokes, and she preferred two strokes! It was on.
So what did I do? Got off at my stop instead of staying on and even getting her contact details.
Forum, It was a nice short stay here, you may now press the ban button for my heinous crime.

I learn't one valuable thing, there ARE two stroker women, who are hot, AND, see it through next time!