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Offline JohnN

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Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« on: November 23, 2010, 12:00:20 PM »
Comes with a seat belt!!

 :P :P :P

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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2010, 08:11:03 PM »
where's it at?
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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2010, 08:23:08 PM »
The site doesn't allow cross site photo linking, you have to visit the site.

http://thekneeslider.com/archives/2010/11/10/heavyweight-dirt-bikes/
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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 12:14:25 AM »
It's the much anticipated 1500 SUPERFOOPER!!! Rumoured to replace the 900 Beluga which handled like Nell Carter in a porno fever dream.
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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 02:26:42 AM »
Hey TS250/Propaganda,

You really do have a way with words !!

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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 03:31:29 AM »
Tokyo, JP - Honda Motor Corp has announced it has been in development of a one of a kind open class off-road farm vehcile nick named the Fat Hippo.  "There has been a large void in dangerously powerful machinery with no suspension ever since the extinction of 3 wheelers and the Fat Cat" says Takanobu Ito, President and CEO Honda Motor Co. he continues "Sure, we have ATVs [Four Wheelers] but unfortunately over the past 30 years most people have learned not to put their feet down".

The 1500cc suspensionless low profile vehcile is targeted to be sold to childern under the age of 9.  "It's lead free" Takanobu confirmed with a chuckle.  Honda Motor Corp plans to start rolling out the vehcile in late February of next year. 




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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 05:15:23 AM »
this would be dope at the beach.
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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2010, 05:18:24 AM »
Quote from: factoryX on November 25, 2010, 05:15:23 AM
this would be dope at the beach.

Until you dumped it over and had to pick it up in the sand LOL.
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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 12:43:36 PM »
Imagine tryin to jump it.............you wouldnt want to endo :o
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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2010, 01:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Coop on November 25, 2010, 05:18:24 AM
Quote from: factoryX on November 25, 2010, 05:15:23 AM
this would be dope at the beach.

Until you dumped it over and had to pick it up in the sand LOL.

Nah, all I have to do is call coast guard and say theirs a beached whale. ;D
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Re: Honda Releases New Open Class Dirt Monster!!
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 12:38:27 AM »
Look on the bright side, I think that bike has room to upgrade the engine to a Chrysler 440 Six-Pack.  Let's see what a 7,200cc motorcycle can do!
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Is this Maico a 440 or only a 400?  Well in all the confusion, I forgot myself.
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Do you feel lucky, punk?
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