So I was cruising RacerX online as I do everyday when I came across a video by the boys over at Ktm. Now I like Ktm, I think they have some solid bikes and a great team but this video may just have ruined the brand for me once and for all. The jist is that each rider calls the next and proceeds to give them a solid BRAAAAAAPPPPPP, this goes on for a bit with each rider a little more enthusiastic than the last. The Vid culminates with a call by Casey Lytle the team manager (and former two stroke bad ass), Caseys out testing and rather than use his personal skill to BRAAAAPPPP hands his iphone to the mechanic who holds the phone up to a .....................4 stroke

and begins to throttle up the john deer on cue. So my obvious question is when the hell did BRAAAAAPPPP get takin over by the 4chokes? BRRAAAPP is uniquely a 2 stroke trait and honestly should be trademarked as so. Everyone knows if you want to emulate a 4 stroke you simply use the same motion and intensity needed to effectively motor boat a set of large breasts or perhaps the belly of an unsuspecting child. Am I crazy or do I have something here, perhaps by trademarking and collecting the royalties for BRAAAAAPP into a fund we could make a "donation" to the AMA to "re-examine" the current displacement rule. Just a thought. Heres the vid, see what you think.
http://www.racerxonline.com/article/ktm-video.aspx