God DAMMIT Opferman. I thought the fake news report about Boeing cancelling the 787 (to be replaced by a new version of the 767, the "Miserliner") was scary, but that was just terrifying. I was ready to put on a leather jacket, a bandanna, and a few hundred pounds of explosives, and storm the Honda headquarters Jihad-style.
John, really quick, make a very official-looking article and post it on the homepage!!!