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« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2012, 03:13:28 PM »



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« Reply #76 on: September 09, 2012, 06:05:42 PM »
 A woman was leaving a coffee shop with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 meters behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull terrier on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking in single file.The woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I'm sorry for your loss and I know it is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her also."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Could I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line" the woman replied.
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« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2012, 03:39:13 PM »
Courtesy of my 9 year old......

   "Where do snowman stash their cash?"

   "In snowbanks!". ;D
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« Reply #78 on: September 28, 2012, 08:12:42 AM »
Ok I just started reading this thread today and I have lost my shit so many times I've lost count.

On the topic of stupid things to do with firearms:



half an inch of lead flying out the end of that weapon. This one I've seen a dozen times over and still love watching it. And here is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen for no apparent reason:



I can't feel my face.... hahahahhaha gets me everytime
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« Reply #79 on: September 28, 2012, 11:30:54 AM »
There was this duck standing on the road side looking to cross, a chicken walks up briskly and says "don't do it man you will be hearing about it for ever"
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« Reply #80 on: September 28, 2012, 12:12:39 PM »
Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.

Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic



Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear Santa,

Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.

Sincerely, Tiger Woods



I saw a 1 legged man with no arms trying to use the ATM the other day.

He asked me if i could help check his balance, so i pushed him over.



Q;Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hover?




A;The location of the dirt bag!!!





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« Reply #81 on: October 30, 2012, 05:36:34 PM »
     Ford goes trick or treating......... ;)                           

                        www.thedailyweird.com/animals/squirrel-in-a-halloween-mask/
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« Reply #82 on: October 30, 2012, 10:00:55 PM »
That was before I quit smoking and gained all my weight.  :o
I think I'll have a non-alcoholic halloween this year....especially after what happened last year............... ;)


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« Reply #83 on: November 02, 2012, 02:52:57 AM »
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« Reply #84 on: November 02, 2012, 03:33:12 AM »
yep thats what the 47% voted in. lovely.
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« Reply #85 on: November 02, 2012, 04:20:27 AM »
Note the crowd cheering after that statement...
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« Reply #86 on: November 02, 2012, 12:32:14 PM »
duly noted
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« Reply #87 on: November 02, 2012, 10:18:20 PM »
I don't follow USA politics, was he talking about bush? cos god that dude made a fool of himself. Consistently. "war is a dangerous place"... Good call Mr. President, let me right that down.
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« Reply #88 on: November 03, 2012, 12:44:57 PM »
No, he was talking about Obama. And yes, bush was a fool, but he is a saint compared to our current president.
BIDEN: 'There's Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years I've Been Proud To Be His Vice President, Not One Single Day!'
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Pay attention to your own politics, it could me the difference of you riding and not.
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« Reply #89 on: November 03, 2012, 01:37:33 PM »
Quote from: TMKIWI on September 28, 2012, 06:30:54 PM
There was this duck standing on the road side looking to cross, a chicken walks up briskly and says "don't do it man you will be hearing about it for ever"

hahaha,that reminds me of the one of the guy that walks up to the horse and says"why the long face?" ;D

How can you not follow US politics Stusmoke?It's a pair of millionaires desperately trying to convince the peasants they're just like them and feel their pain.Too funny. :)
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