The west coast is NZ's Alabama.
You know its there but dont Really want to go there.
The only radio station plays country music and they have never heard of AC/DC. They are big fans off Shania Twain & Willie Nelson.
Every man is called Bob,Buck or Ray and are all related.
All the women are either Tammy, Shania or Dolly. Also related.
It is best if you do travel through not to brake down, but if you do make sure you sleep with your back's to the wall.
Cletus the tow truck driver drinks stallion semen for breakfast and is REAL friendly.