Here's an idea. A while ago, there was a contest to see who could come up with the most interesting uses for a Chrysler 426 Hemi, and I think it would be fun for us to brainstorm creative or unusual applications that would be improved by the two-stroke engine. If at all possible, write your submissions in the voice of an advertisement.
I'll start this off with something relatively mild and traditional. A two-stroke wheelchair! Perfect for anyone who has gone over the bars just before an unfortunate landing, or found themselves caught unawares by their new 450F laying down a thick dose of engine braking in midair whilst attempting to jump a triple. With this device, even Steven Hawking can know the pleasures of roosting a new Marianas Trench, or rolling down the sidewalk on a wheelie. Base models come with a kick-start, electric start optional.