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Offline ford832

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Women are out to get you
« on: February 16, 2011, 02:33:35 PM »
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Offline EJ

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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 02:40:54 PM »
That's lucky!!  :o
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 02:43:30 PM »
Wow that guy is lucky!
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 03:30:45 PM »
Very lucky.

Why do people ask stupid questions like " are you ok !". >:(

Correct answer: What do you fu.... think you stupid b.....

Or " I am fine this happens every day"  ::)
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 03:44:26 PM »
It's not often that your crotchrocket acts as a springboard.
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 04:32:16 PM »
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

"Are you ok?"  "ya, thanks, I was looking to smash that thing with me on it"  
"Are you ok?"  "What do you mean, is there something wrong?"
"Are you ok?"  "Ya, I just hope I didn't damage your bumper"
"Are you ok?"  "Yes I'm fine, I normally don't breathe"
"Are you ok?"  "Just practicing some yoga, trying to stretch so I can touch my toes"
"Are you ok?"  "No, I'm john, but nice to meet you and your car, I believe you've just met my bike"
"Are you ok?"  "I'm just bending over so you can fuck me some more"
"Are you ok?"  "It's ok, it's just a Yamaha!"

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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 07:59:49 PM »
^ LOL!!!!!!

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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 08:33:15 PM »
1 question: Why ? :o
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 09:14:25 PM »
So he can feel proud of himself.
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 01:10:52 PM »
"But officer, I didn't even see him coming!"

Woman drivers, sheesh.
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 07:09:26 PM »
Most people know of Hellen Keller right?

Take one guess as to why she couldn't drive.

...Shes a woman.

 :P

No offense to anyone, but it's a funny joke :)
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 12:20:14 AM »
I first heard that joke from my driver's ed instructor.
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 09:22:48 AM »
Quote from: JETZcorp on February 18, 2011, 12:20:14 AM
I first heard that joke from my driver's ed instructor.

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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2011, 04:17:11 PM »
Once I was riding my street bike and the driver in front of me slammed on his brakes,problem was the trailer he was towing didn't have brake lights.I took one look in my rear view mirror and realized the driver behind me wasn't going to stop in time and I was able to slip to the right of the trailer.A split second later I heard the car slam into the trailer! :-X
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Re: Women are out to get you
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2011, 10:22:15 AM »
I will rarely ride my sport bike anymore due to idiots on the road. I love riding, but I can't trust anyone else. Cellphones need to be banned all together for cagers!
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