The mechanic who fixed some of my bmw's ills was a rallyist back in oz, he was a finn. His name is erkki, but everyone called him eric. Vehicle of choice was a subaru STI as a modern but he always had a ford escort or two around. (mk1-2, none of the front wheel drive american crap you guys here get)
HE was also called Ari by a few. I asked, is it cos he is a great rally driver? nah, it is cos he has f*cked as many escorts as ari.
When I left oz he was on 17 rollovers and counting.