Two Stroke Motocross

Two Stroke Motocross Forum => Non-Moto => Topic started by: Stusmoke on August 04, 2012, 06:54:18 AM

Title: Funny adds
Post by: Stusmoke on August 04, 2012, 06:54:18 AM
We all love seeing some numb scull trying to sell a buy by talking it up and then being shown that their talk up was crap. So I figured I'd start this thread so we can all post up ads that we might have come across that are stupid, funny, or basically anything out of the ordinary. It'll also serve useful for those who are looking to buy a new bike and want other peoples opinions, maybe.

Either way, it'll be good to have some laughs. I'll start

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Yz125-2007-Dirtbike-New-Makeover-/221081377091?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item33797a1943

Read the description and lets hope the new owner doesn't have to replace the valves any time soon :P
Title: Funny adds
Post by: beaner on August 04, 2012, 01:59:07 PM
I was was prepared to buy this from the previous owner, but was waiting to get my deposit back on another deal that didn't work out. I was a day late, and this retard bought it, thinking he'd make a quick $1000. That was a month and half ago. Previous owner wanted $2500. This guy want's $3500, and has it advertised as a 09. I sent him a friendly email telling him it's an 08 and they were only $4000 new, but he wasn't looking for a friend  ;D

http://windsor.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-dirt-bikes-motocross-husqvarna-W0QQAdIdZ390370518

He keeps editing it every few days. It's not as funny as it was, but it's still retarded.
Title: Funny adds
Post by: Stusmoke on August 05, 2012, 08:58:04 AM
I like how its a supercross bike too :P And man he was right, screw that jap crap that has dominated the market for about 50 years, how can that possibly be good stuff? :P
Title: Funny adds
Post by: SachsGS on August 05, 2012, 02:47:17 PM
Buy low and sell high. :o

P.T. Barnum once said "There is a sucker born every minute".
Title: Funny adds
Post by: gpnewhouse7 on August 06, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2950814/

My favourite part is how he has spent thousands on "pro parts" haha
Title: Funny adds
Post by: Stusmoke on August 11, 2012, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: gpnewhouse7 on August 07, 2012, 03:46:38 AM
http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2950814/

My favourite part is how he has spent thousands on "pro parts" haha

HAH! It looks like a bad boy... Looks like an KX and husky mated to me.
Title: Funny adds
Post by: TMKIWI on October 20, 2012, 11:15:37 PM
Have a read of this.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/160904640041
Title: Funny adds
Post by: scotty dog on October 21, 2012, 01:27:24 PM
Quote from: TMKIWI on October 21, 2012, 06:15:37 AM
Have a read of this.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/160904640041
Hahaha funny shit!!!
Title: Funny adds
Post by: rlaj1004 on May 23, 2013, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: beaner on May 24, 2013, 02:09:12 AM
I like the description. It's probably accurate  :P

Ha, do bats from hell usually come with brakes or is that an optional upgrade
Title: Funny adds
Post by: beaner on May 25, 2013, 10:00:43 PM
What could possibly could go wrong?

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-scooters-pocket-bikes-440-2-stroke-6-speed-mini-bike-W0QQAdIdZ478872634
Title: Funny adds
Post by: gpnewhouse7 on May 26, 2013, 02:53:10 AM
Quote from: beaner on May 26, 2013, 05:00:43 AM
What could possibly could go wrong?

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-scooters-pocket-bikes-440-2-stroke-6-speed-mini-bike-W0QQAdIdZ478872634

In answer to your question, I have no idea. But I sure as hell want to take it for a spin and find out! :o :D
Title: Funny adds
Post by: Coop on May 27, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: beaner on May 26, 2013, 05:00:43 AM
What could possibly could go wrong?

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-scooters-pocket-bikes-440-2-stroke-6-speed-mini-bike-W0QQAdIdZ478872634

LOL awesome. I wish they posted a video: "hold my beer, watch this...". Would be worth a laugh  :D
Title: Funny adds
Post by: SachsGS on May 27, 2013, 02:21:08 PM
Natural selection at work? :-X
Title: Funny adds
Post by: beaner on July 01, 2013, 02:10:48 AM
Read the description.

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-dirt-bikes-motocross-Husqvarna-50-W0QQAdIdZ499846352

I wonder if that's aftermarket, or a stock one?