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Title: Aussies
Post by: ford832 on June 02, 2010, 04:36:04 PM
What the H is wrong with you guys anyway? :o :D


Crusty Demons Tour 2010 Jackson Strong Front Flip Action + Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdkgS7mNtVQ&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on June 02, 2010, 06:01:44 PM
Cool trick.
There is not enough room here to type whats wrong with them  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: losec on June 03, 2010, 12:46:07 AM
yeah! let´s see someone flip a 450 like that and break their neck
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: DangisMX on June 03, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
This is cool. I think some time ago someone said that a frontflip on a dirt bike was impossible, just like the backflip before it, but here it is :)

Aussies are awesome :D. Australia is a great country and people are very nice ir so I've heard, and they talk cool too :D. The only issue I'd have with Australia is the spiders and maybe snakes as well (spiders are worse though :D )
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: evo550 on June 03, 2010, 02:51:15 AM
Cool trick.
There is not enough room here to type whats wrong with them  ;) ;D
We Aussies are very stable and level headed, can't say the same thing for our New Zealand cousins.
Punchbowl is the capitol of New Zealand. ;D
Caution: Some bad language.
Trent from Punchy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c#)
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: ford832 on June 03, 2010, 03:28:45 AM
Cool trick.
There is not enough room here to type whats wrong with them  ;) ;D
We Aussies are very stable and level headed, can't say the same thing for our New Zealand cousins.
Punchbowl is the capitol of New Zealand. ;D
Caution: Some bad language.
Trent from Punchy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c#)



hahahahahahahahhaha ;D.Now that explains a lot :D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: SachsGS on June 03, 2010, 07:35:30 AM
Do all Kiwi's have mullets?
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on June 03, 2010, 01:54:14 PM
Unfortunatly Evo that guy in the video is a Aussie !
Gosford is in NSW.

You can do better then that   :D

Sachs , we used to have a law that stated that all male hair had to be 2 inches below the collar  ;)
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on June 03, 2010, 09:15:14 PM
Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy tickets and watch as the three Kiwis buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Aussie.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Kiwi.

They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but all three Kiwis cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Aussies decide to copy the Kiwis on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Kiwis don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Aussie.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Kiwi.
When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a bathroom and the three Kiwis cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Kiwis leaves his bathroom and walks over to the bathroom where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please." :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2010, 09:50:02 PM
 "Sun May 30, 11:05 pm ET

SYDNEY (AFP) â?? Despite a neighbourly disdain which encompasses everything from sports to accents and even the weather, Australians have warmer feelings towards New Zealand than any other country, a new poll has found."
 :)  :D   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: evo550 on June 03, 2010, 10:30:46 PM
Unfortunatly Evo that guy in the video is a Aussie !
Gosford is in NSW.

Yeah, but our U.S. freinds don't know that ;D
"Sun May 30, 11:05 pm ET

SYDNEY (AFP) â?? Despite a neighbourly disdain which encompasses everything from sports to accents and even the weather, Australians have warmer feelings towards New Zealand than any other country, a new poll has found."
 :)  :D   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

So much so that I married one. ???
Bledisloe is always a good time of year :o
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: ford832 on June 04, 2010, 02:08:15 PM
Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy tickets and watch as the three Kiwis buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Aussie.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Kiwi.

They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but all three Kiwis cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Aussies decide to copy the Kiwis on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Kiwis don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Aussie.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Kiwi.
When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a bathroom and the three Kiwis cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Kiwis leaves his bathroom and walks over to the bathroom where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please." :D :D ;)


Lol.I think I'll use that but sub Americans and Canadians :D
I had to go back and watch that video yet again-it almost makes me pee myself.Regardless of who it actually is and where they're actually from,as it was represented initially as a common Kiwi example,I'll file it away in the old memory banks as such and assume form here on out all Kiwis are like that :D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: SachsGS on June 04, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
My sister in-law has spent a great deal of time in New Zealand and greatly enjoys the country.

When my parents left Germany my father flipped a coin, heads Canada and tails Australia, just think TMKIWI, I could have been one of THEM. :o
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: evo550 on June 04, 2010, 09:04:54 PM



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Lol.I think I'll use that but sub Americans and Canadians :D
I had to go back and watch that video yet again-it almost makes me pee myself.Regardless of who it actually is and where they're actually from,as it was represented initially as a common Kiwi example,I'll file it away in the old memory banks as such and assume form here on out all Kiwis are like that :D
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Ford,
You and I are going to get along just fine ;D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: ford832 on June 05, 2010, 04:11:37 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on June 06, 2010, 04:58:24 PM
There are worse countrys you could have gone to Sachs other than Canada or Aussie.
Us kiwis love taking the piss out of aussies and vice versa.
When it comes to it , most kiwis and aussies will stick up for each other.
I remember a big fight at the Octoberfest in 91 between the anzacs and some US service men that took a fancy to the girls we were with.
Lets just say that we walked out of there in pretty good shape. :D
Never ever try and cock block a kiwi or aussie.

I spent 2 seasons in Vancover playing rugby in the early 90's and really enjoyed the place.
I fondly remember winding up the locals with how long it took to drive to Aussie on our big bridge. :P
I was surprised with how easy it was. :)
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: ford832 on June 08, 2010, 03:45:44 PM
There are worse countrys you could have gone to Sachs other than Canada or Aussie.
Us kiwis love taking the piss out of aussies and vice versa.
When it comes to it , most kiwis and aussies will stick up for each other.
I remember a big fight at the Octoberfest in 91 between the anzacs and some US service men that took a fancy to the girls we were with.
Lets just say that we walked out of there in pretty good shape. :D
Never ever try and cock block a kiwi or aussie.


Yeah,but that was a bunch of Americans-sort of like being proud of beating up your kid sister :D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: ford832 on June 08, 2010, 03:46:46 PM
Canadians vs. Americans.....

Molson Canadian - I Am Canadian - Beaver Attack! -Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM#)
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on June 08, 2010, 06:09:03 PM
You must be bored ford.
No seals to club today ? :P :D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: ford832 on June 10, 2010, 03:45:06 PM
Yeah,I was :D.No seals in sight unfortunately.The old womans mangy cat just staggered by though-now where did I put my good seal club ;D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: JETZcorp on June 11, 2010, 12:29:06 AM
I'll see your Beaver and raise you my pet Bald Eagle.  He's killed German Shepherds before (once in 1918 and once in 1945) so I don't think the Beaver will be a problem. :)

Seriously though, the Beaver belongs to Oregon.
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: SachsGS on June 11, 2010, 07:34:41 AM
I'd go with an Aussie cane toad myself. Are they legal as pets in North America?
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: opfermanmotors on June 11, 2010, 01:27:50 PM
The guy playing "Trent" is an actor btw, there is another video of him mooning people and another one of him talking to himself in a fast food joint. 
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: opfermanmotors on June 11, 2010, 01:33:33 PM
Chopper, now that's a real austrailian, they're building a bridge from Tasmania to Austrailia for him.

Chopper Reid Job Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4rSZP0nNCc#ws)

Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: Rota Ash on June 15, 2010, 04:59:37 AM
Bazza the cane toad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mfn7uLY_dI#ws)
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: SachsGS on June 15, 2010, 07:43:02 AM
Bazza the Cane Toad is hilarious! I'm a big fan of "Wallace and Gromit" (Nick Park) and Bazza satirizes the human condition in a similar, subtle way. Thanks Rota.
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on June 15, 2010, 09:36:01 PM
Dazza reminds me of my cousin shane from bisbane  :D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: Coop on June 16, 2010, 04:31:29 AM
I'm a big fan of "Wallace and Gromit" (Nick Park)

My wife loves Wallace and Gromit.
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: evo550 on June 16, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Dazza reminds me of my cousin shane from bisbane  :D
Not Shane Wilson is it ??
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on June 16, 2010, 09:40:42 PM
Na dont know him evo
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: evo550 on June 17, 2010, 12:59:33 AM
I know a guy here in Brisneyland called Shane who races vintage mx who's short and round with a nick name "Toad from toad hall".........maybe Bazza's love child ;D ;D
Title: Re: Aussies
Post by: TMKIWI on October 08, 2010, 02:44:37 PM
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the loud sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
the Aussie has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The Aussie guy must have groped the blonde
in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Aussie guy must  have tried to
grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped his cheek.

The Aussie thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the blonde
in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I
can smack that Aussie wanker again.

 
 :D :D