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Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: factoryX on August 01, 2013, 02:05:19 AM
Lets do it!

 ;D
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: ford832 on August 01, 2013, 02:30:45 AM
I can almost reach it from here...just a bit more......almost....... :D

BTW,I'd prefer a thread about American's who can't spell "Canadian"  ;D  ;)
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: LukeG on August 01, 2013, 03:14:55 AM
There's an A missing there.
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: factoryX on August 01, 2013, 04:08:26 AM
lmfao haha, was in a rush to get out the door. I can fix that however.

 Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: beaner on August 01, 2013, 05:06:55 AM
Quote from: LukeG on August 01, 2013, 10:14:55 AM
There's an EH missing there.

Is that what you subconsciously meant?
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: LukeG on August 01, 2013, 05:32:55 AM
I was thinking that, but then again I could be talking about Queenslanders EH!
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: SachsGS on August 01, 2013, 05:38:50 AM
You'd be amazed at how many Americans have a Canadian connection in their background. Some American guys I know:
Bill - works for a Canadian company.
Dennis - married to a Canadian.
Rick - French Canadian background.
DVK - both grandmothers Canadian. ;D

Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: TMKIWI on August 01, 2013, 08:56:52 AM
Oot and aboot eh.
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: beaner on August 01, 2013, 01:05:20 PM
Don't get me started.
The Americans make fun of us, but you should hear the mid-westerners. They pronounce it like it has an A in the middle, and HUGE emphasis on the ou. Kind of like abaOWt. People from California can't make up their mind whether it should be abat or abot, and will use both in the same sentence. Everybody else is reasonably normal.
Well, except people from Boston. They don't say anything correctly.
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: SachsGS on August 01, 2013, 03:36:08 PM
                                             
                                             

P.S. Please note that, due to centuries of intermarriage, there are no pure sasquatchs left in the atlantic region of Canada. 
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: eprovenzano on August 01, 2013, 05:40:15 PM
This thread is going down hill fast....  and I like it   8)
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: beaner on August 01, 2013, 05:47:45 PM
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: _X_ on August 01, 2013, 09:50:39 PM
this post is rooned.
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: factoryX on August 01, 2013, 11:33:20 PM
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: factoryX on August 01, 2013, 11:44:41 PM
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: cnrcpla on August 02, 2013, 01:54:08 AM
I told myself I wasn't going to get involved in this thread, but I did remember seeing this and... well...



Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: factoryX on August 04, 2013, 12:11:55 AM

Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: VintageBlueSmoke on August 04, 2013, 12:41:12 PM
I can't be left out...  ;D

What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?

Canadians don't tip!


 :P
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: beaner on August 04, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
That's only French Canadians.

http://o.canada.com/2012/08/28/french-canadians-singled-out-as-bad-tippers-in-vermont/

Well, and myabe the east coasters...
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: _X_ on August 04, 2013, 09:07:03 PM
Quote from: WTFactoryXperimental on August 04, 2013, 07:11:55 AM


man, you canuckians have all the fun!
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: beaner on August 05, 2013, 12:18:21 AM
We  have most of it.
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: rlaj1004 on August 05, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
Thats what happens when you are stuck inside for 8 months out of the year
Title: Canadian joke thread
Post by: SachsGS on August 06, 2013, 04:02:07 PM
Climate change has us outside sooner these days. ;D